ARGOSY 2000  
I sliced off the tip of the index finger on my left hand.............
ARGOSY 2001
.......My set shrank progressively with each unforgiving minute,
and I was editing it even as I took the stage....
ARGOSY 2002
.........For me, that particular day started out in a  “normal” way.  
Then the BBC rang at 8.15 a.m.
- and, next, so did ITV, NBC, Paris, Brasilia, Canberra, Prague.........
ARGOSY 2003
........The answer is that Iraq is this century's Black Hills of Dakota, and Saddam is its Geronimo...........
ARGOSY 2004
"That was awesome,
Dad! You said fuck twice on national TV!"
ARGOSY 2005
  ..........Why do I always seem to end up near people like that?................................
ARGOSY 2006
.................I asked him slyly what he thought of 'Aetheria', an item that wasn't actually on it. Yes, 
he said, he liked that one very much...............
ARGOSY 2007
...............Arthur Brown presented me with a fine pair of brown shoes during an intermission...........